United presidents of the states

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(in times of a pandemic)

2020

The nominees in the “Top of the tops Corona Crisis Management” category are:

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, Jair Bolsonaro, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un.

What you are not allowed to say or write down does not exist in the perfectly healthy Turkmenistan. In Brazil, the president stubbornly denies the seriousness of the situation, while in Mexico, which is not so far from there, at least pictures of the Virgin Mary are pulled out of the suit pocket to ward off the epidemic. The inviolable America cannot be harmed in anyway, and so of course the orange-skinned president has this danger fully under control and at best worries about pointing the blame. Others, on the other hand, are equated with godlike higher beings in their rulership and are therefore immune to anything pathological. Such superior health naturally passes from the head of state to all of his North Korean subjects.

Congratulations Mr. President!